Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pretty please with my most recent efforts. I know I haven't been blogging because I have been in the lab at Cal Poly's Sartorial-Economic Observation Labs almost every day, analyzing outfits with their top scientists. It's very hush-hush, but I can say that, as of today, we are much closer to cracking the code on this one. The result of this four month isolation has been impressive: a seventeen hundred point gain. At this point, the study has concluded, and Professors Chen and Niraj will be crunching the data for a few more weeks, but hopefully we are about to enter a new age of prosperity.
