The Recipe for Success +200?

Having worked out some of the kinks in my previous outfits, I constructed a bold new offering to help stimulate our economy. I went to work at my internship today, so I decided to dress nicely. Noting that green clothing items have tended to lead to bullish games, I went all out—On my feet, a pair of moss green argyle socks, above that, some Vans slip-ons featuring the cover art of Iron Maiden’s ‘Piece of Mind’ album. I topped this off with a pair of faded, light blue express jeans, and some black polyester boxers. The trick? The boxers were my Christmas undies, featuring sparkly green Christmas trees. A diesel belt finished off the bottom half of the ensemble.

The top half of the outfit was simpler: a white v-neck hanes undershirt covered by a cashmere argyle sweater featuring green and yellow triangles.

The result, nearly 200 points of growth.

Note: I accidentally spilled some banana cinnamon ice cream on the cashmere sweater, which will need to be dry-cleaned. As we are nearing the end of the month, I am short on cash, and will not be able to afford dry-cleaning until I have an influx of liquidity from my parents, in the form of my rent money and grocery budget.